Yesterday I got “The 12 Days of Christmas” song stuck in my head. To get you in the holiday spirit, I thought I’d create an IVF version. It’s sure to become an instant classic!
On the 1st day of Christmas
my RE gave to me
a visit with the ultrasound wand
On the 2nd day of Christmas
my RE gave to me
two weeks of waiting
and a visit with the ultrasound wand
On the 3rd day of Christmas
my RE gave to me
three Follistim pens
two weeks of waiting
and a visit with the ultrasound wand
On the 4th day of Christmas
my RE gave to me
four hot flashes
three Follistim pens
two weeks of waiting
and a visit with the ultrasound wand
On the 5th day of Christmas
my RE gave to me
five blood draws
four hot flashes
three Follistim pens
two weeks of waiting
and a visit with the ultrasound wand
On the 6th day of Christmas
my RE gave to me
six Lupron shots
five blood draws
four hot flashes
three Follistim pens
two weeks of waiting
and a visit with the ultrasound wand
on the 7th day of Christmas
my RE gave to me
seven vials of PIO
six Lupron shots
five blood draws
four hot flashes
three Follistim pens
two weeks of waiting
and a visit with the ultrasound wand
On the 8th day of Christmas
my RE gave to me
eight estrace tablets
seven vials of PIO
six Lupron shots
five blood draws
four hot flashes
three Follistim pens
two weeks of waiting
and a visit with the ultrasound wand
On the 9th day of Christmas
my RE gave to me
nine Prometrium inserts
eight estrace tablets
seven vials of PIO
six Lupron shots
five blood draws
four hot flashes
three Follistim pens
two weeks of waiting
and a visit with the ultrasound wand
On the 10th day of Christmas
my RE gave to me
ten boxes of Crinone
nine Prometrium inserts
eight estrace tablets
seven vials of PIO
six Lupron shots
five blood draws
four hot flashes
three Follistim pens
two weeks of waiting
and a visit with the ultrasound wand
On the 11th day of Christmas
my RE gave to me
eleven bags of syringes
ten boxes of Crinone
nine Prometrium inserts
eight estrace tablets
seven vials of PIO
six Lupron shots
five blood draws
four hot flashes
three Follistim pens
two weeks of waiting
and a visit with the ultrasound wand
On the 12th day of Christmas
my RE gave to me
twelve pages of bills
eleven bags of syringes
ten boxes of Crinone
nine Prometrium inserts
eight estrace tablets
seven vials of PIO
six Lupron shots
five blood draws
four hot flashes
three Follistim pens
two weeks of waiting
and a visit with the ultrasound wand
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